To:

Carlos Slim Helu


Subject: My Happiness
From: Limosnitas.com
 
     
 

Dear Carlos,

They say you’re absolutely loaded. That you own or take part in some companies (Apple for example). They also say you could be the successor of Steve Jobs as a chair man in Apple. This means that for the moment I prefer to Kiss Steve’s ass.

I write you to confess that I’ll never have the talent and the vision you have to buy and sell companies. I’ll never be strong enough (fisically and mentally) to work so many hours. I’ll never have your astuteness in business… Never. But I think I’m more shameless than you. That’s why I ask you to contribute to make me one of the happiest man on Earth. Your donation will help.

Sincerely,

 
     
     
       
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Admired Carlos,

Make your donation to increase my happiness