Hello George, I don’t like that all the girls of my life are in love with you: my mother, my sister, my wife… What´s more I don’t find it fucking funny. Maybe I can forget you if you make these two things for me: 1. Direct more delightful movies. 2. Participate through your donation in my cause. You know I want to be happier than I am. Good night and good luck,
Dear George,
Make your donation to increase my happiness