To:

Gwyneth Paltrow


Subject: My Happiness
From: Limosnitas.com
 
     
 

Desired Gwyneth,

As we say in Spanish, I like you more than eating with my fingers!!!Fuck, what an incredible woman!!! It is very probable that you enter at any moment into my top 5, knocking Patricia or Shakira. I advise you that Monica, Naomi and Angelina are untouchable.

I think you’re sensual, beautiful, ellegant, intelligent… , y así podría estar hasta mañana. I really like you!!!

As a handicap I think I have the intuition that you won’t participate in my cause. My cause? I want to increase my happiness. And you can collaborate through your donation or star in the short that the Cohen brothers will make for limosnitas.com

Sincerely,

 
     
     
       
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Desired Gwyneth,

Make your donation to increase my happiness