To:

Lawrence J Ellison


Subject: My Happiness
From: Limosnitas.com
 
     
 

Dear Lawernce,

Let me tell you, in confidence, that your look is not one of privileged mind, which means ugly Geek. Just the contrary. Not being handsome (you’re not) you have the look of dandy heartbreaker...

Today I don’t want to talk about your Oracle empire. I prefer to confess that we share the same passion: nautical. I know you follow closely America’s Cup. I know your yacht is 100m long, etc... I don’t posses, right now, even a little boat to go fishing sardines. That will change through your donation. I want to be happier and your donation will help.

Sincerely,

PD: How’s Steve as a photographer?

 
     
     
       
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Valued Lawrence,

Make your donation to increase my happiness